He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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