Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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