He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
