so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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