I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We have started to decorate penises.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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