hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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