I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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