I wanna bring you to show and tell
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think a kid would responsible me up
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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