I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
A bitchslap is in order.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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