sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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