So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
He told me they were just razor bumps!
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
