We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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