Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I pour the whiskey from now on
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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