Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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