Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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