I am in a vortex of obligation.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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