We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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