I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
There are leaves in my underwear?
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