I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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