Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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