Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
