put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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