in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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