u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
a search helicopter?!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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