She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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