well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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