at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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