have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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