i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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