I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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