I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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