ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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