did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!