You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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