Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
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I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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