i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
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