btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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