You're my little dorito
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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