Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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