wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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