you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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