she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My bed is full of blood and feathers
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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