sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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