Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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