god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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