I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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