I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
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Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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