I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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