Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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