You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
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mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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