i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I need a burrito and a hug.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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