Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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