gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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