i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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