It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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