are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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